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[24 Dec 2004|05:11am] How do we act like this, we're left each other behind, walked away from our own, left them alone, self-satisfing our desires from the top of another's back. Liar, reduced ourselces to this, liar. There's nothing on the top of a pile of our own, there's nothing on the back of our friends. There is nothing to our desires when we win like this. Have you ever seen the eyes of a man as he's betrayed by his friends, have you ever seen his eyes, have you ever seen his eyes? Because everyday we are beaten down, stolen from lied to, by our friends, by our fellow man, by our own. It could have been so much better than this. It could have been so much better than this. YOUR WIFE WAS SO FUCKING BORED WITH YOU I WAS IN BOSTON FOR A COURT DATE, AND SHE FUCKED ME I THREW AN ASHTRAY THROUGH A CINEESE RESTAURANT WINDOW I MET HER AT AN UPSIDE DOWN CROSS SHOW I FUCKED YOUR WIFE- I FUCKED YOUR WIFE- I BEND HER OVER I FUCKED YOUR WIFE- I FUCKED YOUR WIFE-YOUR MARRIAGE ID OVER LARRY LIFELESS WAS BUYING HER DRINKS I TOLD HER HOW I USED TO BE A CRACK HEAD NEXT THING I KNOW, SHE WAS JERKING ME OFF YOU'RE JEALOUS BECAUSE YOUR BANNED WENT NOWHERE I FUCKED YOUR WIFE- I FUCKED YOUR WIFE- I BEND HER OVER I FUCKED YOUR WIFE- I FUCKED YOUR WIFE-YOUR MARRIAGE ID OVER YOU CAUGHT YOUR WIFE FUCKING THE MAILMAN YOU THREW HER DOWN A FLIGHT OFF STAIRS YOUR SON CAME HOME WITH 4 D'S AND AN F YOU KICKED HIM IN THE BALLS AND IN THE FACE IF I WAS A COP, CALLED TO YOUR HOUSE I'D CONGRATULATE YOU FOR BEATING YOUR SPOUSE I'D SHAKE YOUR HAND FOR BEATING YOUR SON IF HE WAS MY SON, I'D TAKE OUT MY GUN DOMESTIC VIOLENCE IS REALLY REALLY REALLY FUNNY DOMESTIC VIOLENCE IS REALLY REALLY REALLY FUNNY DOMESTIC VIOLENCE IS REALLY REALLY REALLY FUNNY DOMESTIC VIOLENCE IS REALLY REALLY REALLY FUNNY YOUR TEENAGE DAUGHTER CAME HOME PREGNANT FOR THE 3'RD OR 4'TH TIME YOU PUT ON YOUR BOOTS AND KICKED HER IN THE STOMACH THEN YOU CAUGHT YOUR WIFE SUCKING THE MILKMAN'S DICK SO YOU THREW HER DOWN THE STAIRS AGAIN IF I WAS A COP, CALLED TO YOUR HOUSE ID OFFERED TO SHOOT YOUR NO-GOOD SPOUSE IF I HAD TO DEAL WITH YOUR TEENAGE SLUT I'D GLADLY KICK HER IN THE GUT DOMESTIC VIOLENCE IS REALLY REALLY REALLY FUNNY DOMESTIC VIOLENCE IS REALLY REALLY REALLY FUNNY DOMESTIC VIOLENCE IS REALLY REALLY REALLY FUNNY DOMESTIC VIOLENCE IS REALLY REALLY REALLY FUNNY Write again

[30 Aug 2004|01:51am] [ mood | awake ] [ music | Mushroom Head - Bwomp ] Haven't updated in a while. I haven't really had anything to rant about. I got my sister to do my layout. It's pretty fucking kick ass. I got an even more kick ass icon. Oh yeah. Well, not much to say. I'll have to come by and update more often. But the night is young. Write again

Well Haven't made a post in awhile.... [12 Aug 2004|01:42pm] [ mood | accomplished ] [ music | Buck Cherry- Lit Up ] So there's 2 things on my mind that I would like to talk about. 1st, for the people that know me they know my fondness of hypothetical questions and the other night I was asked one by a friend and that was "Dude, if you had one day left to live what would you do?" And Here are my top 5 Answers. 5.Gather a shitload of senior citzens that have pace-makers and heat up a bag of popcorn and a baked potato. 4.Go through the phone book and show up at people's homes,or workplace, and savagely beat the shit out of them, just for having a funny sounding name. 3.Video tape my friend and his girlfriend having sex and put it on the internet.Oh shit...I already did that! www.manhumpsmoose.com 2.Go to a Loan shark and get a shitload of money and spend it on asian, hermaphodiate hookers. And My Numbero Uno Answer- Get the Flu and sneeze,cough,and hack on strangers.hehehe Well the other night I was bored as shit and nothing was on T.V. I was flipping around and the only thing that was on was infomericals(not the good ones either you know the Girls Gone Wild and the many blatent rip-offs). So I turned it on TBN (Trinity Broadcast Network, or as I refer to it as The Bible Network) and Benny Hinn was on. If you are not familar with Benny he is a televanglist who gets people on stage and smacks the shit out of them in the name of "Jesus", these aren't love taps either I'm talking Fucking Sumo Palm Thrust from Hell. Then after he hits them they fall and start to twitch and he just repiles "The Devil is leaving them and Jesus Enters." No Asshole they were photosenstive and after you hit them they saw some many bright colors they went into a fucking seizure. And then after he knocks out a 95 year-old quadrapeligic he then has the balls to ask you for money,dude what the fuck. After Benny went off some assholes known as "Team Impact" came on. Team Impact is a bunch of musclebound dip-shits who the believe the power of "god" helps them with their ability to slam each other through fucking tables, and bench-press 400lbs flaming logs, and then there's this one guy who doesn't talk the entire thing and you know the reason by the end. They bring up some prick and tell him to take a baseball bat and try to smash a bunch of cinder blocks and however many he can break Silent man over there has to break more with his face. Then they start talking and none of them say any words that have more than 5 letters in it, telling you that if live a healthy lifestyle free of drugs, alchol, and pre-martial sex then you too can rip a phone book in two or roll frying pans up. So if your either easily amused or just bored and looking for a laugh check out these shows just don't buy in to or try to give them money 4 Letters to you Write again

[09 Aug 2004|11:07am] [ mood | annoyed ] [ music | BLS- Blessed Hellride & Moonspell- Ghostsong ] Well, I was bored as shit this morning so.. I watched the news and apparently their is a new trend going on when husbands find out their wives are pregant and they don't a kid they kill them and hide the body and then tell the cops that they are quote, unquote insane ,hah, what dipshits well... I'm done. 4 Letters to you Write again

WHEE!!! [20 Jul 2004|08:34am] [ mood | excited ] [ music | Skrewdriver - 'Boots and Braces' ] I GET TO GO SEE ATREYU!! WOO HOO!! Write again

Wee ooo I look just like buddy holly [20 Jul 2004|08:07am] [ mood | contemplative ] [ music | A Perfect Circle - Judith ] Fucking mother fuckholes um...i don't know...i'm bored... This sucks, I'm bored, This sucks, I'm bored, This sucks, I'm bored, This sucks, I'm bored, This sucks, I'm bored, This sucks, I'm bored, This sucks, I'm bored, This sucks, I'm bored, This sucks, I'm bored, This sucks, I'm bored, This sucks, I'm bored, This sucks, I'm bored, This sucks, I'm bored, This sucks, I'm bored, This sucks, I'm bored, This sucks, I'm bored, This sucks, I'm bored, This sucks, I'm bored, This sucks, I'm bored, This sucks, I'm bored, This sucks, I'm bored, This sucks, I'm bored, This sucks, I'm bored, This sucks, I'm bored, This sucks, I'm bored, This sucks, I'm bored, This sucks, I'm bored, This sucks, I'm bored, This sucks, I'm bored, This sucks, I'm bored, This sucks, I'm bored, This sucks, I'm bored, This sucks, I'm bored, This sucks, I'm bored, This sucks, I'm bored, This sucks, I'm bored, This sucks, I'm bored, This sucks, I'm bored, This sucks, I'm bored, This sucks, I'm bored, This sucks, I'm bored, This sucks, I'm bored, This sucks, I'm bored, This sucks, I'm bored, This sucks, I'm bored, This sucks, I'm bored, This sucks, I'm bored, This sucks, I'm bored, This sucks, I'm bored, FUCK THIS SHIT!! Guess who got their drivers liscense? That's right! MEEEE mother fuckers!! Too bad I don't have a car. I've been borrowing my friend's for the past week for work. But pretty soon I'll have one. Damn this. NIGGERS: KILL YOUR FAMILIES!! 3 Letters to you Write again

[20 Jul 2004|07:11am] I forgot completely that I had this thing. Oh well, I'm sure no one missed me. I'm so fucking fed up with lots of things. People just won't get over themselves. It makes me sick how foolish and simple-minded people can be. I hate how blind people can be. They all deserve hell. Damn this HOE (hell on earth). I'm so sick of it. I just want to say a couple things, I may seem like a depressed, lonely, heartless person on here, but really I'm not. I have lots if friends, and a social life if you can believe it. The only things I bitch about I really have no care for. Like people. I could care less about them and their "god". Write again

i don't care [23 Jun 2004|04:59am] [ mood | depressed ] [ music | Marilyn Manson - Cake and Sodomy ] I have no life. All day I sit at this computer and type random keys. Hoping that I will malfunction my computer so my brother Ven won't be able to get online and check his endless emails and talk to his many girlfriends. Right now my cigarette looks like a penis. I'm dying my hair. Black and dark like my soul. That is all. I hope to see you all burning in the tortureous hell you deserve. Write again

Worst...Day..EVER!!! [31 May 2004|06:39am] [ mood | depressed ] [ music | Orgy- Pure ] So I went to sleep at about 7 yesterday morning right after i watched Patlabor: The Mobile Police(Kick ASS movie I highly recommend this especially if you like giant out of control robots reeking havoc on Tokyo). So my brother's girlfriend woke me up at 2 screaming about the end of the world (God she's fucking retarded). So when the storms came to a "calm" my girlfriend of a year and a half who's going to UK this fall came over telling me a bunch of crap saying this isn't working out and she never loved me and I have no ambition...Fuck her!! The sad part is...well...she's right. 2 Letters to you Write again

I don't know [30 May 2004|05:53am] [ mood | happy ] [ music | I haven't been happy since they took me off my medications ] I woke up this afternoon with a strange feeling, I had to take a shit. I went to the bathroom only to see my reflection in the mirror...my fucking brother cut my hair while I was sleeping...I'm guessing he was seeking revenge for me shoving a hose up his ass and turning the water on full blast...Now I look like a fucking faggy emo kid...god damn this... 1 Letter to you Write again

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